Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 30, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: You're lookin' more confused than usual. Satchel: Rob just asked me which came first: the chicken or the egg? Bucky: What does he care? He's a leaf muncher. Satchel: Huh? Bucky: Anyway, the egg, clearly. Nobody eats chicken for breakfast. Satchel: Uhhhh... Bucky: Unless it was egg salad and the chicken wings were an appetizer. Satchel: I don't think it was a food related question... That's even easier, then, egg gots no foots, yo. Satchel: What if the chicken held the egg in from tot him as he walked? Bucky: With what? His wing fingers? Moron. Satchel: Uhh... Hm. Bucky: Unless you live downhill from the egg, then it could roll. But who rolled the egg? Satchel: Rob told me the answer was a "pair o' ducks." Bucky: Truly, that is a self contradictory statement. A riddle, if you will.
R2-Wolf almost 12 years ago
I heard that those pair o’ ducks was off causing trouble with time travel; how did they get involved with this chicken?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Why a duck? Why a no chicken?
R2-Wolf almost 12 years ago
Maybe the chicken went back in time and became it’s own egg. Now there’s a pair o’ ducks for ya!
Arianne almost 12 years ago
Say the secret woid and win a hundred ducks!
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Classic double talk for this strip. What came first? The egg, obviously. The chicken is the same egg only older. What laid the egg? A bird remarkably similar to a chicken but not a chicken.
Editer63 almost 12 years ago
The chicken came first; it had to get laid before the egg could.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
OK, fine, we’ve figured out the egg thing….Where’s the bacon come in…?
flyertom almost 12 years ago
This strip gives me a headache every morning.
SwimsWithSharks almost 12 years ago
Wing fingers? That is still food related, if you ask me. And it sounds delicious. Moron.
halibaitor almost 12 years ago
I got it now… “pair ’o ducks” - paradox… snerk…
kathyabk almost 12 years ago
This is just WAY too funny. It’s nice to start ones day with laughter!
yangeldf almost 12 years ago
animals have been reproducing with eggs for over half a billion years, chickens have existed for a paltry few hundred thousand, so the egg of course came WAY before the chicken.
Simon Seamount almost 12 years ago
If you say the chicken, you believe god created the chicken.
If you say the egg, you believe all organic creatures evolved, and we were all eggs for millions of years before we started to evolve into animal shapes.
So the egg came first for every living thing, and seeds for all plants.
Steven777 almost 12 years ago
Or maybe the Canucks? Eh?
smollett almost 12 years ago
The Buckster lives on a greatly elevated philosophical plane.
emilyzena almost 12 years ago
It’s nice sometimes to see Abbot and Costello back in action! Thanks!
Hoodude almost 12 years ago
What’s the hen way?
richdell almost 12 years ago
Suddenly, I’m in the mood for egg rolls.
JY42 almost 12 years ago
I don’t know, why a duck?
Zaristerex almost 12 years ago
Eggs are not necessarily considered a breakfast food in Europe.
newworldmozart almost 12 years ago
In my opinion, the chicken was created first, then it laid the first egg. (Of course this statement will open a whole can of worms). In my next opinion, this strip is the only one that I laugh all the way through, then I have to read it again because I missed some from the laughing.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 12 years ago
“and one duck egg.”
PastPluperfect almost 12 years ago
You don’t get down off a duck. Ducks are so low to the ground. How do you get down off an elephant? A ladder.Man, this takes me back a looooonnnnnng time. Thanks for the mummeries.
Call me Ishmael almost 12 years ago
I’m holding a pair of ducks, King high. Should I raise, or see?
Jeff0811 almost 12 years ago
The answer is the same regardless of what you believe. Evolution- Amoeba>Fish>Bird>Chicken>egg. Creation-Chicken>egg.
ttoommyy almost 12 years ago
“Egg gots not foots, yo.” I love “Urban Bucky!”
dave6d6ky almost 12 years ago
If you have a gynecologist and an gastroenterologist – you have a pair o’ ducks
dcell59 almost 12 years ago
The egg came first. The bird that laid the first chicken egg was, by definition, not a chicken.
RothX about 9 years ago
At first I though he meant that Rob saying that Chickens evolved from ducks, e.g. a pair o’ ducks laid an egg that hatched a chicken. But then I realized Satchel misunderstood “paradox.” In my defense, it’s really late, and I’m tired.