Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 19, 2012

Agnes is really into this runnng for office thing.

I always wondered what happens to traffic barrels between the times that they need them.

ooh! a born politician and it doesn’t matter which party, now, does it?

Agnes is in a party all by herself.

Agnes, we have already been promised all of that by the last few administrations. Now promise me that ice cream will cause me to lose weight and you have my vote!

Or is she?

At first I thought she was Obama Wan, until she mentioned the bacon. Michele, Food Nazi, would never stand for that!

Agnes needs to forget politics and become a TV evangelical preacher. She will be healing the sick next.

Yes! Knew It! Bacon is Healthy!!!!

She IS good.

“I hate to spend money on overpriced meds.Can you guarantee that I can get them free, Agnes?”-Based on her other promises, YES SHE CAN.