Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 25, 2020

Make it as “brief” as possible.

Are they getting paid for all that ‘extra mileage’???

Holy smokes, there are only ten laws!

You can’t take it with you… except for your sins!

“I was expecting my bestest legal team to meet me here, to explain why it’s all Crooked Hillary’s fault. But, and I tell you I blame that Obama, they all viewed their chances on being here and took the low road”

He looks like Bernie Sanders.

How much did he pay for the entire team to commit suicide for him?

I wonder. Archaeologists say that Pharaohs were buried with their servants; but maybe those were actually their lawyers.

I wanna speak to the manager!

You don’t need the lawyers. They already KNOW.

Send ALL of them straight to hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Okay. You won’t go to hell. You’ll just go to heck.

Wait…they allow lawyers into Heaven?

How much is Satan charging you for their time?

Saint Peter " Uh none of your lawyers have passed the bar here. so you have no case. Entry denied."

If that gets him in, I don’t wanna go there

“Lawyers? You all go to Hell” Or Cleveland.

Good luck with that.

" ‘Let me check the reservations with Lucifer, ’ Hi Lucy? it’s me Pete, yeah, you gotta table for five open, great, coming down’."

And if that doesn’t work, we’ll sue you for discriminatory practices.

Well Donald Dumpster’s lawyers won’t be pleading his case; they may be in worse condition then he will be….