Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 29, 2022

Who never really had a “handle” on life.

Brush it off.

Some tried to put him on a pedestal while others just made a convenience of him.

Of course there’s no toilet paper within reach!

Several of my in-laws gathered to clean the grave stones in their family plot. A new grave of a non-family person was near their sites. There was some concern about boundaries. Struck me as hilarious that the territorial imperative continues after death. Me and wife are to be cremated with ashes tossed wherever….but shipping them, no way;

“When shipping ashes, the United States Postal Service (USPS) is the only legal delivery method.”

I just won’t have the time.

Regular guy? Why is the toilet lid down?

Is his name “John”?

… a regular guy … whose life went down the …

Boy! How REGULAR can you get??

Now I feel “flushed”

Just a bit surprised there isn’t a line waiting to use that thing.

He had the memory of a goldfish. But he was a generous guy whenever he was flush with cash.

Thomas. Thomas Crapper.

There actually was a Thomas Crapper, but it’s only urban legend from the 1800s that has him as the inventor of the flush toilet.

It wasn’t the most important thing to him. It was just his number two priority.

More toilet humor. :)

Played “Anchors Away” at the Graveside.

Lucky!

…but from his gravestone, apparently he was really a politician.

Everyone seems to be named RIP. Must be a family graveyard

good thing it’s a more modern convenience – he hated when people yanked his chain…

oh this one is full of…..

Rest In Porcelain?

People are really going to dump on him

… and now he’s an ex-lax.