Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 10, 2022

Mr. Claus failed to act with “presents” of mind.

Then you should have been better behaved all year

Yeah! And in his sparetime – about from January till November – he’s playin’ the guitar and does some singin’ for ZZ Top…

Jeez, this is funny!

Yes, Luke, I am your father. Come to the dark side, Luke.

You blew it, kid! You are officially off the gift list, and now you have an elf-level job is wrapping.

And remember my brother saw you kissing Mommy! And I know what else too.

Made me laugh, MIke! Thanks. :-)

Santa should say: I’m not your father.krampus is.

So, where’s Santa from based on the test.

“Ho, Ho, OH!

He had had this recurring dream of mommy kissing Santa Claus.

So, kids born around the beginning of October: was there a “Christmas present” involved or a drunk New Year’s eve party?

One of my favorite Christmas comics EVER! Hall of Fame!

Yes Luke, I am your Father…

Sooo, when I saw mommy kissin Santa, it was, in fact YOU! ☺️☺️

Someone had a very merry Christmas.

He was the inspiration for Eartha Kitt’s unreleased Christmas song “Santa’s Baby”.

‘I saw mommy’…turns out it was just foreplay

Santa: Ho, ho, ho, ho…..get off my lap ,son!

Poor Santa has so many children he can’t afford child support…

That was Maury’s line!

Tomorrow on the Maury Povich Show, Ms Clause and Rudolph, just good friends or lovers?

Here’s one with a little twist. Listen to the end for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q4RAORvySw

Why yes Santa is your Daddy, just not this Santa.

This reminds me when I was a Santa for my kids and one if them saw my shoes and knew it was me. One of the many tales I have playing Santa for my kids, friends and cub scouts!

Clever scientific analysis, kid, but not having all the facts at your disposal, you haven’t come to the right conclusion.