Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 22, 2023

Small: The “hammered” mallard. Large: “Dishing” out corruption.

We’re all just animals.

I was stopped by a dog at the airport. I had bacon in my pockets from breakfast.

Booze ain’t quacked up to what they say!

I think an internal investigation is in order… DISH too?

you should see the dog’s car…

Apparently, the real money is in not sniffing.

In Canadian bars, the loones pay for the drinks.

First Panel: That’s one way to become a lame duck.

So… a duck, Mike Baldwin and Dave Whamond walk into a bar. The bartender immediately says: “Whoa! Sorry, but we don’t allow pets in here.”

And the duck says: “They’re not mine… they just followed me in here!”

(My only duck joke)

Well, Mick Jagger – a well-known drug-sniffer – is supposed to be worth about $500,000,000…….. (Think what he’d have without 60 years of blow!)

the answer?…not enough!

That’s because they have talents you don’t possess and they deserve it…..

The house even has a cathedral ceiling.

Caption 2: You should see his 401K-9.

Caption 1: Set up the bar, and put it on my bill.

animal loafers

Is that duck wearing glasses? I thought so. Good. At least there is one normal thing about this installment of “Cornered.”