‘Well, he looks fairly normal and seems harmless enough…but you can never really be sure. He should answer to ‘’Mike’’. If that doesn’t work, try ‘’Mr. Baldwin’’.
What happened to the lady’s body from below the right arm down (and is her sleeve so long it covers her right hand)? And that guy to the far left in that Lost and Found booth — he is wearing something over his shoulders made out of material that is the same color as the lady’s dress (or is that garment she’s wearing a coat?). Is this some sort of clue for us, the readers?
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
Ecstatic to be away from her “savage” behaviors.
Imagine 3 months ago
The lucky ones were never found.
Superfrog 3 months ago
Would you consider taking one as a rescue?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago
Or just take your pick.
Ubintold 3 months ago
It’s a jungle out there, men.
Crumb creator 3 months ago
Do you have any rich and handsome ones?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 3 months ago
Dr. Livingston, I presume?
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
Describe him?…well he’s lost.
Egrayjames 3 months ago
‘Well, he looks fairly normal and seems harmless enough…but you can never really be sure. He should answer to ‘’Mike’’. If that doesn’t work, try ‘’Mr. Baldwin’’.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Well… he was behind an elephant ear… the plant kind, not the animal… and he had apparently lost his comb. Stuff like that.
[Unnamed Reader - 74eb69] 3 months ago
It doesn’t matter, they all look alike
Imagine 3 months ago
Most men are lost. In one way or another.
purepaul Premium Member 3 months ago
Doesn’t look like any of the ones she has are keepers. Check elsewhere, maybe.
Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
“It’s the stupid looking one there in the back! … sorry, I guess I should be more specific!”
julie.mason1 Premium Member 3 months ago
She should have had a microchip implanted in him.
well-i-never 3 months ago
“Well, unprepared…brought no water, no food, inadequate clothing…and a kind of idiotic look about him.”
“You’re going to have to be a little more specific…”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
When in roam…
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
….and there is a “finder’s fee”!!!!!!
Jody H. Premium Member 3 months ago
This is a good time to look for an upgrade…
…maybe see if you have replacement coverage on your insurance?
davewhamond creator 3 months ago
He’s balding, short, 30 pounds overweight, a unibrow, has a cheesy moustache… you know what, never mind!
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 3 months ago
What happened to the lady’s body from below the right arm down (and is her sleeve so long it covers her right hand)? And that guy to the far left in that Lost and Found booth — he is wearing something over his shoulders made out of material that is the same color as the lady’s dress (or is that garment she’s wearing a coat?). Is this some sort of clue for us, the readers?
mistercatworks 3 months ago
“Never mind. They all look so happy.”
cuzinron47 3 months ago
She’s just there to make sure he’s lost.
Buoy 3 months ago
Have they been spayed or neutered?
parkerinthehouse 3 months ago
HARFHAHAHA