Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 14, 2025

“Farming” out their incompetence.

Plan C we chop out the dead wood in management.

Looks like someone gave him the axe…

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK He sleeps all night, he works all day…

Times are tough at all thingamajig, doodad, and watchamacallit companies! I know… turn the break room into a nice little B&B, and rent out the conference rooms to kids birthday parties.

‘’Plan D is, we chop down the office plants and start growing cannabis.’’

Do touch the captain’s palm tree

Sewing the seeds of hope?

planting an idea…

It’s going to take a lot of vegetables, but then, we’ve got a lot of office plants.

I’ll introduce the idea of livestock at a later date.

Better than some business plans I have been subjected to…

What are the other BIG cuts?

Plan B is, a morning-after emergency contraception pill.

If “Plan B” was any good it WOULDN’T BE “Plan B”.

How about we form an ad hoc committee to investigate the possibilities? :)

he’s the company hatchetman … better be nice to him!!

Nah, we got enough vegetables on the payroll.

Something else will just crop up!

Plan C: Meat Loaf. The Rocky Horror Picture Show variety.

HAHAHAHA