Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 26, 2025

“Heredity heretic.”

Yeah, doc, she’ll just blame her mother when she tells you she can’t pay your fee.

Psychiatrist to the politicians…

Absolutely blame your mother!… if it weren’t for her, you wouldn’t be in this predicament _

Works for me

Okay, but her mother is just gonna blame you, so this is just gonna go around in a circle for a bit.

That logic has been making therapists rich for decades.

good advice…

It’s all up to you, Mom!

Thanks for the advice. I’m canceling the rest of my appointments, and save a boatload of cash.

If only she hadn’t conceived you, you never would have had any problems.

Mothers Unite!! Blame your children for their faults. Don’t take the blame lying down.

Without mothers …..there would be no therapy!!!!!

cured!

I used to blame the milkman. Our danish was always smushed. I guess that Mom had moved on…

Or the Republicans….or the Democrats, or the rich or the poor, or Christians or Muslims……..

The cause of her problems became immediately a parent.

You mean I got the worry thingy from Mom?

Doctor: Vi do you hate your mother?

Patient: But, I don’t hate my mother.

Doctor: Vell, how do you expect me to help you!

Oldie but a goodie.

Or use mother’s little helper instead.