Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 15, 2023

It’s getting harder and harder to find a sedan any more.

What have you done with Eddie and his gang?

The gas mileage isn’t too bad if you aren’t going 15 mph over the speed limit.

Can’t have it both ways, buddy. You want luxury and convenience, you gotta pay for it.

Diesel prices are worse.

The Wagon King Family Truckster?

Indeed.

Gas mileage: just one of many reasons why we continue to drive our 2005 Pontiac Vibe (otherwise known as a Toyota Matrix).

The price of gas is crazy, no matter what size of your tank. (The way it fluctuates, especially.)

This would have been funnier if it was Ed filling up the flame thrower on a real tank.

Thanks Joe. When Joe took office, gas across the street from my house was $1.89. Thanks again Joe.

I love my Toyota Sequoia.

Crankshaft would really lay it on this Democrat!

scarf but no hat what a dope

I’ve been car-free for 15 years now. No regrets so far !

Unless that tank uses a carburetor, he shouldn’t be complaining.

I don’t drive very many miles, so gas mileage isn’t top priority to me at any price. I refuse to ride in any car that puts my butt at near-ground level so that I can’t see anything but the bumper of the vehicle ahead of me. I’ll give up driving super-high SUV’s the day Greta can pluck the keys of my last one from my cold, dead fingers.

(Sad Trombone) “Muah muah muuaaaaahh”

Ya think?

Haha! XD