Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for December 01, 2024

Must be all those rum balls of Lillian’s you devour, Ed.

Gotta admit, this one got a “Ho, ho, ho” out of me…until I looked in the mirror, as well. A hearty thumbs up.

Over the years, Ed has groan into his Santa suit.

Crankshaft: I could try growing a beard but I’ll probably be dead long before it fully grows.

Fat Santy Claws is going to town.

Yeah, Santa Crank is back!

I have the same issue

Had to look at it a couple times to see he removed the pillow.

WAIT!!! J.J. said something NICE!!. I knew you could J. J.. BRAVO.

I guess you won’t need the pillow any more, Ed.

i saw a stabbing and a vicious dog bite already this morning this is boring

Yep…..Crank will save Christmas!!!!!

It finally fits. Those Army days of a fit body have long since gone sadly……

Yep it happens to us all with time. Good one Crankshaft.

I think his mirror needs tuning. The color is off.

He don’t need no fat suit no more.

Give me a break, like Ed thought he needed the pillow.

This hits too close to home! I drive a school bus. One of the parents called me and asked if I would play Santa at one of the schools I didn’t service for the PTA Dinner with Santa. She said they have the costume. She asked me if I wanted the padding. I probably had the same look on my face when I told her no…

Okay,but Santa has to laugh and smile.Emergency courses coming up