Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 22, 2021

Not funny, you bucket head.

Alice needs support, not that I am volunteering. Wonder what she will be? I know these are reruns but I don’t remember what happens.

In a few years, she’ll be giving wedgies.

Kevin, if you wanna make humorous remarks like that, you gotta scan the area first; otherwise, things are gonna get a lot more hurtful as you get older!

There’s a kid at school we call bucket head Ed.

Do NOT mess with Alice.

If this didn’t work, she’s got a KILLER stare!

Beni is right: is IS easier to use the same costume every year. Star Trek’s greatest captain, right here!

It’s gonna be pangolin time…

Note to self, always check behind you before opening mouth, you might get Aliced!

Good one Kev!

Someone needs to put a bell on her. Hey! They could be on her clown shoes!

Listen, everyone knows that that for Alice, it is going to be a princess, queen-of-something or dictator-for-life costume.

And here I though fitting a toboggan hat over an entire bucket head was impossible per the laws of physics.

“FLIB?” A sound effect never used in the original Batman series…

Lesson learned: Never make jokes about Alice when she’s suffering from HCP.

Hey! An opportunity for a crossover with Bob over at Dilbert. Wedgies!

Memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do. Touch the bucket head

A reverse wedgie.

Lucky. Could have been an atomic wedgie she pulled over his head.

When you least expect it, foolish Kevin, Alice strikes!

Now, they could call you “Kevin, the Tube Sock Head,” or “Kevin, the Winter Woolen Cap Head”….

I expected the answer to, “and it’s making her grumpy” to be “she’s always grumpy”.