Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 26, 2023

LOL Bloat!

Petey will defy nature.

I’ve come to love the oceanFor I’ve come to love the notionThat it has come to have the potionFor all that ails me..

Nature is cruel!

LOLOLOL !!! A magazine that bloats when it warps !

Is that analogous to ‘Go play in the street’?

I hate when that happens! LOL

Petey and Nature are NOT on first name terms.

Don’t be so flippant, Mom. It was Little Neuro #1!

The only thing worse is finding a bloated comic in the bathroom.

Don’t do it, Petey… do you know what fish do in the ocean?

Skin cancer, sand, and blindingly bright sunlight are nature’s ways of saying that hanging out at the beach is asinine.

Rather unempathetic remark, Madeline. You know Petey doesn’t want to enter the waters that may be polluted or worse, and you know (or should) that he loves his comic books and/or graphic novels….

Cute toes, Madeline.