Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 26, 2017

to the sofa with you, mister

Proper Response: Oh yeah. What movies did you star in?

Another one from Tony!

His question:

“Is it?”

Okaaaay, Tony…..

Well… if your question is really “Was it?"

I’d say “Not if you know what’s good for you, buster.”

@Susan Beat me by a few minutes – luckily, I reloaded the page before posting anything.

@Tony No; luckily, my husband doesn’t resemble Megan Fox – unless she grew a beard recently.

Proper response: “That wasn’t a dream. And I still am – to the sexiest of them all, right here with me!”

Could of been a nightmare!!! An been a Zombie!!!

Last week She was getting prepped for surgery when one of the swarm of nurses commenented that with all the people fussing ovver Her, She was like marilyn Monroe. I said “Marilyn wishes!”. I was thereafter a favorite of the nursing staff……

The not so proper response: Hey! I had the same dream!

Oops

The proper response: You’re the only sexy babe for me babe.

@Tony: Is it what? You really must start to be more specific.

@Tony:

No, it isn’t. Not even Br’er Fox. But why don’t you all zip (a-dee-doo-dah) on over and answer today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What did you dream of last night?

Peter, as usual, just needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.

I hardly ever remember anything I dream. I slept really good last night and don’t remember a thing.

Funny, how one word ‘want’ instead of ‘have’ can change things.

Keep diggin’ that hole, pretty soon you will have dug yours self a PIT!

It was Ruth Buzzi.