Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 17, 2019

did your Caucasian neighbor mention you don’t listen?

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Do you smile much?

Yes, I do. Especially on public transport. Nothing like seeing a friendly face to lighten people’s day up.

And sometime I laugh. Stan probably smiles after pitching an insulting remark.

When do you smile?

Sure when something is funny!!!

When I smile, people underestimate my intelligence. When I don’t smile, people overestimate my intelligence.

I wonder if Tony had to break out the Thesaurus for this one. Sometimes I beam, I grin or smirk. I almost always have a pleasant countenance.

The first panel seems to be missing the subject of the sentence.

At work, people would ask me why I was always smiling. I told them if I wasn’t smiling, I’d be crying. Happy to be retired!

Prove it, Stan.

He’s not putting up much of an argument, must be proud of them faults.

And to top it off, grammatically incorrect!

Don’t beat around the bush Tony. Tell him how you really feel.