Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 24, 2019

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 5 years ago

    Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Oy! Keep the fork, leave the knife

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    Plods with ...™  about 5 years ago

    Well done, Samson

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    Greyhame  about 5 years ago

    Need more knives.

    Julius, sieze ’er.

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    vics_machine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Et tu, Horace?

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    Kaputnik  about 5 years ago

    Never mind the utensils. If Melody had a salad, and Horace didn’t, but wanted one really badly, would he seize her salad?

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    Bozo T  about 5 years ago

    I think the point is that forks are a Medieval invention, so Julius didn’t use one.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    He really needs to ditch those hooves so he can use implements. How can Horace even open doors much less drive his car? (He does seem to have more flexible hooves than one would think. I wonder what those horse shoes are made out of that bend so well?)

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    gammaguy  about 5 years ago

    They had trouble restraining him after he had a seizure salad.

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    InTraining Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Toss the knife… pie-face salad….!

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    chris_weaver  about 5 years ago

    He came not to praise Caesar salad, but to eat it!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Caesar would want you to have the fork, Horace. It has the “Tines of Rome”.

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    Panufo  about 5 years ago

    Took me a few seconds…

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    mjgros1  about 5 years ago

    “…the most unkindest cut of all.”

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    mattlohr  about 5 years ago

    Too soon.

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    One Navy Seal  about 5 years ago

    Et tu, brute?

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