He really needs to ditch those hooves so he can use implements. How can Horace even open doors much less drive his car? (He does seem to have more flexible hooves than one would think. I wonder what those horse shoes are made out of that bend so well?)
Hugh B. Hayve about 5 years ago
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough times.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Oy! Keep the fork, leave the knife
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
Well done, Samson
Greyhame about 5 years ago
Need more knives.
Julius, sieze ’er.
vics_machine Premium Member about 5 years ago
Et tu, Horace?
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
Never mind the utensils. If Melody had a salad, and Horace didn’t, but wanted one really badly, would he seize her salad?
Bozo T about 5 years ago
I think the point is that forks are a Medieval invention, so Julius didn’t use one.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
He really needs to ditch those hooves so he can use implements. How can Horace even open doors much less drive his car? (He does seem to have more flexible hooves than one would think. I wonder what those horse shoes are made out of that bend so well?)
gammaguy about 5 years ago
They had trouble restraining him after he had a seizure salad.
InTraining Premium Member about 5 years ago
Toss the knife… pie-face salad….!
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
He came not to praise Caesar salad, but to eat it!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Caesar would want you to have the fork, Horace. It has the “Tines of Rome”.
Panufo about 5 years ago
Took me a few seconds…
mjgros1 about 5 years ago
“…the most unkindest cut of all.”
mattlohr about 5 years ago
Too soon.
One Navy Seal about 5 years ago
Et tu, brute?