Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 23, 2022

I think English is Samson’s 2nd language, but he navigates it rather well. (Oops…)

that is unfortunate

Maybe he can make the water level rise by dumping lots of Spam into it.

Didn’t cha smell something phishy there, horsie?

I don’t get it. It’s too deep.

Have credit card ready and fall now!

Phishing is quite common…hope they catch one

The Cybercrime Victim Side of the Horse

easy… call customer service to listen to the menu that has been changed, ask for an agent, have breakfast, continue holding, have lunch, continue holding, have dinner, finally cancel the card and set up a new account, wait 1 week for a new card to arrive, and finally continue where you left off.

Be sure to shake well before you sing.

That one is a Phishing Well and it’s time to get a new card issued. If you drop your credit card into a wishing well, your wish is granted in monthly installments over three to five years.

If you reach for your card and it’s missing, if you immediately cancel it and request another, the lost one will turn up the next day—now that it’s useless and you have to wait for the new one to arrive (and then tell all your payment contacts the new number).