Lettuce assume you are trying to turn over a new leaf and incorporate more greens into your diet. You have to actually open the package and take some out.
I have accepted that I’m simply not going to eat a salad for lunch on a cold winter day. It only took throwing away two bags of rotten lettuce to come to this realization. Spring will be here soon enough.
I finally stopped buying green onions. I like to have them for making fried rice. However, I finally realized I was buying fifty or sixty dollars worth of green onions a year and only made fried rice five or six times. The rest of the time I was just throwing out old green onions and replacing them with new green onions.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Samson, this is one of the cleverest strips you’ve ever done.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
The
DanBrown Side
of the Horse?
Dobber Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lettuce assume you are trying to turn over a new leaf and incorporate more greens into your diet. You have to actually open the package and take some out.
gokarDun over 1 year ago
Way to subtle for most people. Probably one of your best.
dwandelt Premium Member over 1 year ago
I love the ones that take me a minute to “get.” Thanks, Samson!
colinmac2 over 1 year ago
Admire the way you balanced out the words in that last panel.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Oy! The audience has your number Horace! Get to the summation, pronto!
InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago
C1- looks more like they are bouncing around…!
InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago
C2 – coulda saved 5% at Whole Foods…!
InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago
C3 – how did you figure out exactly how many seats to set up…?
Doug K over 1 year ago
O, I am now using messages …
amaneaux over 1 year ago
Fibonacci: It’s as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3!
KEA over 1 year ago
I buy bananas to watch them turn black
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have accepted that I’m simply not going to eat a salad for lunch on a cold winter day. It only took throwing away two bags of rotten lettuce to come to this realization. Spring will be here soon enough.
Nice Fibonacci joke, Samson.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
This is going to be a loooooooong lecture.
jtrevor99 over 1 year ago
Good thing it stopped there. Getting 34 or even 55 words in the same panel would be tough.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
I finally stopped buying green onions. I like to have them for making fried rice. However, I finally realized I was buying fifty or sixty dollars worth of green onions a year and only made fried rice five or six times. The rest of the time I was just throwing out old green onions and replacing them with new green onions.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
I always thought the Fibonacci Sequins was an Italian fashion trend.
pchemcat over 1 year ago
I love this!
BlueFin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Will the following lecture be about the golden ratio? I might develop a headache…
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 1 year ago
got me counting the words!
kathlgoldman88 Premium Member over 1 year ago
It took a hint from the comment section for me to figure this out (thank you guys) and now I feel like a dope.
Ray Helvy Premium Member over 1 year ago
Except for the first two numbers in the sequence (0 and 1). They aren’t a sum of anything.