Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 06, 2023

Monty Python had a sketch like this; among other things, the person had received 300 pounds of dung.

Usually, the best gag is on the top row. “You have saved the best until last.” (John 2:10)

4 for the price of one. Almost too much for me to handle. Almost.

Not that I could ever get too much of Horace.

Eh baby elephant not be that tall.

Now, dare say you don’t get anything in return from that ominous “Nigerian Prince”…If I had gotten such an elephant from the web, I would use the loading bars I got beforehand as litter…

‘It would not surprise me if, one of these days, large men appeared on my doorstep and said, “Mr. Barry, we have come to take you to the arena where, in accordance with the binding contract you signed when you purchased your house, you must fight Zomba The Death Snake.”’ — Dave Barry

he skipped the fine print.

This comic is not fair and balanced, where’s the donkey?

LOL! These are hysterical! Love them! ☺️❤️☺️❤️

My “problem” is “dealing with” quotation “marks”. :)

In the fine print somewhere is a notice that, if use or misuse of the product results in the Earth falling out of orbit and crashing into the Sun, they are in no way responsible. EULAs (End User License Agreements) are the most widely distributed and least read of any form of published document.

Horace …….. I thing that you’ve got another problem now …… a “MUCH” bigger one ……….. :)

C1 – shuda left it on a picture of a 20 dollar bill….!

C2 – is this about your Horace – Melody relationship….?

C3 – Easier to just shut the window, Horace. Now you are stuck paying a high food bill and it’s not peanuts…!

I almost rushed ahead and singled one until I decided to slow down and read the Terms and Conditions. So glad I did – on page 69 it said that I was giving my soul for said product!

nightmare mode:ON

Who wouldn’t want a baby elephant?

I’m sure I’ve sold my soul somewhere along the line by not reading the terms and conditions. But, what the heck, I’ll take a baby elephant.

Quick, Horace, go buy some peanuts.

Horace, you’re going to need a bigger shovel.

At least it’s not white…

I actually adopted an elephant … unfortunately, the zoo had to give her away to another zoo.