Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 09, 2023

Horace, you’re a native of your country, so you don’t have to worry about being abducted.

Embrace the abduction, Horace. This world is in deep trouble…

Don’t forget to post the photos to social media.

I recognize you from the debate last night.

Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd DOT com/1235

Horace must have seen Jordan Peele’s film, NOPE.

it keeps bigfoot away too

and you better stay out of Kansas, Horace…!

But they may like publicity, Horace.

Good move, Horace! We all know that the aliens only look for earthlings that take fuzzy, blurry Bigfoot photos.

Yeah, ’cos they only let themselves be seen by people with crappy old cameras or low definition smart phones.

His cousin, Howard the Horse, was last seen heading out on a camping trip, carrying his grandfather’s Instamatic.

Don’t forget to exhale, Horace.

That will be evidence, Horace! If they don’t take you away…Ho Ho ha ha, hee hee!

He has the right idea. If I want a quiet trip, I carry three cameras of various utility. If I don’t carry them, it will be black helicopters, UFOs and talking horses all the way. :)

I hate when you get those “It’s been 6 months since your last abduction” notices in the mail.

And wear clean iron mesh underwear.

E.T.s what E.T.s, Horace!!

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!

I would be nice Horace, if you could take clear pictures with that fancy gear and not the blurred out-of-focus junk that seems to be the gold standard for photos of UFOs and cryptofauna.

A state-of-the-argh

“I want to believe…”