Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 30, 2024

Good thing it doesn’t say "normal"—you’d never be able to use it.

At least it’s not for hare.

He should’ve checked the label to make sure soap is the mane ingredient.

Now he’s going to have to wait awhile.

Should have put it on first.

some conditioner might work…

Don’t forget to curry comb!

I struck out, showering with good news.

Well, shake it up, baby, now (shake it up, baby), Twist and shout (twist and shout), Come on, come on, come, come on, baby, now (come on, baby), Come on and work it on out (work it on out).

Wouldn’t Shampoo just be body wash for him?

Should’ve read the bottle first, Horace.

A blonde joke from a dark horse.

Shower Thought: is it possible to drink the same exact water molecules twice? (Backwash and any form of water that is emitted from the body doesn’t count.)

Instead of Head and Shoulders, he uses Head and Withers.

In the 50s, there was a “dry shampoo” with the unlikely name of Minipoo. It was some kind of powdered clay you sprinkled in and combed out. It was originally designed for the bed-ridden. Needless to say, it never really caught on.

Wait, do you apply it to hair that’s already dry, or do you use it to dry the hair?