Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 11, 2024

Old joke: “I have the body of a god . . . Buddha!”

Birdie’s line about shape is best, but all are fun. Horsie needs to understand what doc really meant – no mirrors, no vending machines…

“Aren’t you supposed to pedal that thing?” “Neigh.”

Not enough “horse-power” huh?

You need one of those electric models… the self-pedaling ones.

Horace….Why do you say you’ll never fold. What if you and Melody have a foal? Sounds like the same thing to me.

Goin’ downhill on a stationary bike (it’s safer than taking the elevator down).

A gagzillion jokes for half the price

Eat light. A mouth full of sunshine is almost calorie-free.

Horace, I don’t that’s working out for you.

of course I watch what I eat, wouldn’t want to eat a stray fly

is feeling lonely in a private club corporal punishment

C1 – Sing along Horace… ”You got to know when to fold em….….”

C2 – you got the mirror positioned so you don’t see the plate… Perfect…!

C3 – Horace, you might enjoy your private club more if you had a TV…!

C4 – You might also like a bar stool, Horace, so you can spin around and around…!

Horace needs an adjustment to his attitude!

Why belong to any club that would have you as a member?