Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 12, 2024

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    BasilBruce  2 months ago

    “If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. There’s no use being a d@mn fool about it.” —W. C. Fields

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    pat sandy creator 2 months ago

    he’s gonna go for 749 just because…

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    You are right, Horace!

    A record number of failures… is still a record.

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    cheap_day_return  2 months ago

    Break a leg, Horace!

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    Egrayjames  2 months ago

    A Guinness World Record for the largest ‘ice carousel’ was made on the lake in front of my house here in northern Maine last year. Google search ‘ice carousel 2023’. I’m part of this small community….we have to find things to help us get through the long winters.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Horsie also gots record numbers of elevators and sheeps.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    Try the one for most years of complete silence.

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    InTraining Premium Member 2 months ago

    yes, instead go for “Elevator Jokes”….!

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    Rev Phnk Ey  2 months ago

    Maybe he should try for the record for towel throwing.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Oy! Horace! Well, at least it keeps you active.

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    rshive  2 months ago

    Failure spawns many children.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Horace is an appaloser.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 2 months ago

    These days, you have to go for group records if you want to make it into the Guinness book. The individual records were all set by people who half killed themselves in the attempt.

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