Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 09, 2023

Strange Brew and Dave on the same ‘page’

https://www.gocomics.com/strangebrew/2023/08/09?ct=v&cti=2148622&comments=visible#comments

Maybe they should see an Editor instead of a Doctor. (You can find an editor under “E” in the dictionary)

What about irritable vowel disease?

Then it’s off to the chiropractor to straighten my spine.

I can’t find my misplaced modifier. I think I left it in my front neighbor’s yard.

“I looked up the word “Dictionary” in the dictionary. It said: “you’re holding it you moron”… see “moron”…

So I looked up the word “moron” and it said: “what, you again!?”

— Jay Leno

my wife is the volunteer librarian at my grand daughters elementary school, I think she’ll be using the appendix one on the students

The brown book is missing a period. Perhaps it has a new release coming up…