Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 24, 2024

The black bat’s back batman

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

It’s good day to read Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss – out loud.

A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.

Unique New York.

Toy Boat.

She sells Sea shells down by the sea shore. (or she sells C cells down by the Sea shore)

One smart fellow, he felt smart.

Two smart fellows, they felt smart.

Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

Try saying that three times fast.

Thoity doity boids sittin’ on a coib, choipin’ and boipin’ oith woims!

See… I can’t do it!

Betty Botter bought some butter; but, she said, this butter’s bitter! If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter! So, she bought a bit of butter better than the bitter butter, and it made her bitter batter better.

LMAO!

If two witches were watching two watches,

which witch was watching which watch?

How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

How many eggs could an eggplant plant if an eggplant could plant eggs?

“One black bug bled blue-back blood while the other black bug bled blue.” (Sing it to “The Battle Hymn of the Republic.”)

Dr. Suess’s favorite holiday!

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

Great comments – now my monitor is covered in spit!

I tried many of these but my tongue got in front of my eye teeth and I couldn’t see what I was saying. :>(

Thufferin’ Thuccotash …‼️

( Sylvester Pussycat )

A singer’s warmup: “Green glue gun, blue glue gun.”

plou poc, però pel poc que plou, plou prou

☺

How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Tongue tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit I.

Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.

This is hard even for those speaking german.