Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 09, 2025

Old joke: Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids? Because Ken came in a different box…

Throw another shrimp on the Barbie for me.

Emphasis on “short” …

Interesting that National Barbie Day follows International Women’s Day.

Time to get a Splitsville Barbie!

Who gets the Malibu Beach House and the Corvette?

My wife has her early sixties Barbie in the basement. I wonder if that’s worth anything?

Must be very short. He has no zipper.

I never really got into Barbie. My mother bought me a knock-off Barbie and Skipper (can’t remember what their names were), and one of my aunts knit me a whole wardrobe for them.

She’s just waiting for GI Joe and his Nissan 300 ZX. >

she doesn’t like Ken because he is too tall, throw a shrimp on the Barbie,

They can rub their smooth spots together

Hopefully she won’t need plastic surgery

I loved playing with my Barbie and Ken dolls. Ken didn’t have many clothes. My mom used to make little outfits for my Barbie. Fyi, you should not try to give Barbie a shag haircut. It was quite tragic ☺️☺️

Barbie – forever young.

Took me a moment. Good one.

Stretch Armstrong! And then there was Furby, a different kind of animal…!

( with the kiddies associated with me … oh, Cabbage Patch too )

Hey hey hey! This is a family strip, Dave!

Let’s go back a little farther to Johnny West (Best Of The West By Marx!). These were a set of action figures (dolls) with a western them that were competition for the original 12" G.I. Joe figures. There were Native Americans, Womenfolk, horses, barns, etc. you could purchase in sets or sold separately. Made by the Louis Marx toy company.

Western theme, that is.

Yeah, don’t go there.