Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 09, 2015

Eeewwwww…..

One should wear thongs with thongs.(And specify “flip-flop” instead of “thong” when looking for images of them. Seriously, do not image search “thong”.)

If he lives anywhere around here, that different drummer he’s marching to is gonna be frozen solid.

my eyes! my eyes!

personally, I could not stand even the thought of my bowling shoes wearing a thong.who wants to look at all those scuffs?

Pass the brain bleach!

can u picture that? – NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

“Then take your drumstick and beat it out of here!”

I’ll bet the thong will chafe if you march very far.

Some people march to a different drummer. As for me? I am my own parade.

I hope he at least wore his argyle thong to match his socks.

Here is a bucket!

Yes, dear, you do. Because no one else would touch that with a ten foot pole!

PLEASE! Go march someplace else!

When it comes to “Howard’s End,” I’d much rather see the Merchant Ivory version.