Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 03, 2024

That seems vaguely obscene.

Ok, I refrained from posting yesterday, but I’m not made of iron.

Hey Buddy, get inside me, quick. No, that doesn’t sound right. Let me try again.

Hey Buddy, come inside my mouth.

…

Yeah, that’s better.

C’mon, Lil, grab it and try it. It’s the only way you’ll have a petty malt seizure.

She’s boycotting you, Bud.

You can tell he is egotistical because of his big head.

I see an argument brewing.

If it would just stop talking, she could drink it.

Maybe she has to drink it to make it stop.

you malt in my mouth AND I’ll SPEW you all over!!!!!

Lil, don’t you have better things to do than talk to a foam head?

And then you can hops to the bathroom…

He’ll be hop-ing mad if you don’t do it.

Sorry, there’s never just one hops.

burp. :)

But what happens to you when you arrive at the other “end”?

Up next, a talking rim-shot …?

( badda bing badda boom )

Paying to drink foamy pee. Warm foamy pee. Yuck.