That kid thats trying to recruit members to his rock band, called my cousin up (who just happens to be Carlos Santana Rossana Dana) but Carlos turned him down FLAT!! So I see this shadow looking over my shoulder as I was talking to Carlos and who do I see standing behind me? None other than Rod Serling!!!!! So I got otta there fast before I wound up in that Twilight Zone TV show!!!
In one panel it is larger
In another it is small
Just look at what they put us through
It doesn’t makes any sense at all
Don’t ask Locher
He isn’t on the ball
And he seems to have the habit
Of going nowhere at all
The story is loaded with useless filler
Like he has a need to stall
Dick Locher
Doesn’t seem to care at all
When those who comment on this board
Tell you it is time you should go
Your writing is god-awful
And the stories are moving slow
Is it malice
That’s all we want to know
“When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead”
You just might try writing it backwards
It would probably make more sense when read
And no matter what lies ahead
We will dread, we will dread
Does Chris think a Strad is a guitar? (Maybe he’s thinking Strato, as in Stratocaster? ) Since when do you ‘strike’ a chord on a violin? Last I heard, you can bow a chord, or play a single note pizzicato.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
The snoopers don’t go out after midnight.
¡slǝǝɥʍ uo ƃıd ǝɥʇ ʞɔɐq ƃuıɹq
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Bangs head on desk, and sobs…..
leakysqueaky712 almost 15 years ago
That kid thats trying to recruit members to his rock band, called my cousin up (who just happens to be Carlos Santana Rossana Dana) but Carlos turned him down FLAT!! So I see this shadow looking over my shoulder as I was talking to Carlos and who do I see standing behind me? None other than Rod Serling!!!!! So I got otta there fast before I wound up in that Twilight Zone TV show!!!
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
How’s that song go…?
“After midnight… we gon’ let it all hang out…”
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
leakysqueaky712 said, ” * * * So I got otta there fast before I wound up in that Twilight Zone TV show!!!”
I think all of us are already there.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
I don’t know why I get caught up in these reality comic strips.
I think I’ll join the circus. Does anyone have the phone number of the O’Connor Circus? Is that the one where the pig on wheels was spotted?
wndrwrthg almost 15 years ago
To the tune of “White Rabbit”
In one panel it is larger In another it is small Just look at what they put us through It doesn’t makes any sense at all Don’t ask Locher He isn’t on the ball And he seems to have the habit Of going nowhere at all The story is loaded with useless filler Like he has a need to stall Dick Locher Doesn’t seem to care at all When those who comment on this board Tell you it is time you should go Your writing is god-awful And the stories are moving slow Is it malice That’s all we want to know “When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead” You just might try writing it backwards It would probably make more sense when read And no matter what lies ahead We will dread, we will dread
Apologies to Jefferson Airplane
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
As I roll my last cigarette and fade into the sunset, I’ll always remember Chris Chendo’s parting words, “Leave it to me to strike the right chord.”
Touching words, aren’t they?
Morrow Cummings almost 15 years ago
And the puns keep rolling along…….
LudwigVonDrake almost 15 years ago
Why do Locher/Brozman feel the need to have everyone address each other with first and last names?
watcha almost 15 years ago
At least we have not seen that high quality drawn concert hall for 2 days.
andy.vaughn almost 15 years ago
That’s what the great “Dick Tracy” has become after so many wonderful years of entertainment…Pun City USA!
It’s getting too ridiculous for words!
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
oh, give him some credit, ‘night music’ clearly is a reference to ‘Eine Kleine Nachtmusik”–
just because his stories or artwork don’t always hold up to scrutiny doesn’t qualify him as complete idiot
prrdh almost 15 years ago
Does Chris think a Strad is a guitar? (Maybe he’s thinking Strato, as in Stratocaster? ) Since when do you ‘strike’ a chord on a violin? Last I heard, you can bow a chord, or play a single note pizzicato.
Takiniteasy almost 15 years ago
Nice avatar, VistaBill
idarke almost 15 years ago
I need to put a scarf on. It’s the new cool thing. Everyone’s wearing them! Even indoors!
riley05 almost 15 years ago
Ludwig, if Locher didn’t do that, he’d worry that you would miss the sheer fall-on-the-floor hilarity of the names he gives the characters.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
Takiniteasy said, “Nice avatar, VistaBill”
Thanks! Yours also.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
wndrwrthg Jefferson Airplane says, “No problem!”
Great job, as usual.
LudwigVonDrake almost 15 years ago
Joe, what I meant was why is everyone referring to each other using their full names instead of just “Phil” or “Virgil”.
G.V.007 almost 15 years ago
What a name Virgil Osoh classic.