Selfy may be wearing a lap belt but he has no shoulder restraint- I went back and checked every strip. How a man of his size didn’t get hurt is beyond me. And ditto for why the airbags didn’t go off.
You’d think the police would have noticed someone repeatedly jumping a car over a drawbridge. But I suppose with all the bizarre criminals in Tracyville, they don’t have time to worry about a little reckless driving.
I get the idea that the Narrows Bridge is in a relatively rural or unpopulated area where not a lot of people see what happens there. Still, there should have been a bridge attendant who opened the bridge for a passing ship.
If Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane had been chasing him, he’d be over that bridge in hot pursuit. Unfortunately, the PC cops pulled The Dukes off TV because it “offended” a some people.
Well jumped, Selfy. But I bet your car’s suspension is a mess.. Now we know where your skill comes from (years of practice), but not how you’ve managed to elude capture for so long on the reckless driving charges. Does your car have license plates (and, if so, how many different, rotating sets)?
Av, are you ghost-writing Timmy’s poetry for him? I see a similarity there! C’mon, Timmy! Fess up! I know where Gweedo’s poetry originates. The door says “Men”.
avenger09 about 8 years ago
Selfy flew
Like he always used to
Leaving all the past behind
His sinister sneer
A product of his absence of fear
Emerged when he escaped a Houdini bind
“Well done old chap”
He’d say during his victory lap
As he mocked whomever he left in the dust
It seemed his only foolish act
Was his habit of looking back
While the road ahead was still dangerous as engine rust
We’ll all know soon enough
If his escape turned into a bust
Are those eggs smeared all over his face?
It’s as tragic as the burning ice pack
dirty Franko felt deep in his back
Will Selfy surprisingly be asked to forfeit the race?
AnyFace about 8 years ago
Hot Wheels~!!
AnyFace about 8 years ago
Also, effective 2-panel strip today.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl about 8 years ago
[ ¦›( |:
Happy Hallowe’en, to all.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 8 years ago
.
Happy Halloween fellow DT fans!
22ph about 8 years ago
Watch out, Selfy, roadblock ahead
Can't Sleep about 8 years ago
Glad we have Selfy’s own words explaining his expertise on that bridge.
I have to think his lack of a seat belt is intentional, as it’s not been seen in any of the strips with him behind the wheel.
barry.jacobs about 8 years ago
Selfy may be wearing a lap belt but he has no shoulder restraint- I went back and checked every strip. How a man of his size didn’t get hurt is beyond me. And ditto for why the airbags didn’t go off.
Neil Wick about 8 years ago
Selfy is certainly a bit reckless, but he’s right about the cops — they did not expect him to jump the bridge!
nerdhoof about 8 years ago
You’d think the police would have noticed someone repeatedly jumping a car over a drawbridge. But I suppose with all the bizarre criminals in Tracyville, they don’t have time to worry about a little reckless driving.
stsparky about 8 years ago
Cops have radios and helicopters … Selfie is a stupid murdering narcissistic loon.
SKJAM! Premium Member about 8 years ago
Perhaps Selfy will be brought down due to his vanity—everyone in the state will recognize his face!
OldDoug Premium Member about 8 years ago
Time for Michael Knight & KITT to make a guest appearance.
jrankin1959 about 8 years ago
And in the car in the opposite lane, the driver laments: (sigh) Every day, the same boring routine…
tsull2121 about 8 years ago
Tracy seems to have misjudged
Selfy— that self centered little pudge
Jumping bridges since his teens
Embezzlement schemes in between
Tracy and Sam will extend the chase
Selfy will be put in his place
Trying to make a getaway
Not aware that crime does not pay
Morrow Cummings about 8 years ago
Obviously, there are no barricade gates. Good poem Av.
abdullahbaba999 about 8 years ago
Happy Halloween, Selfy. Abner will return in the Zombie apocolypse, TBC..
Ray Toler about 8 years ago
I get the idea that the Narrows Bridge is in a relatively rural or unpopulated area where not a lot of people see what happens there. Still, there should have been a bridge attendant who opened the bridge for a passing ship.
Obakeinu about 8 years ago
Good for you, Selfie… now let’s see if you can out-run a police chopper.
avenger09 about 8 years ago
I don’t see pequod’s anywhere?
.
“Yesterday, all my PQ’S seemed so far away!”
LOL!
Morrow Cummings about 8 years ago
If Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane had been chasing him, he’d be over that bridge in hot pursuit. Unfortunately, the PC cops pulled The Dukes off TV because it “offended” a some people.
AnyFace about 8 years ago
For anyone doubting such jumps are possible …
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Iod7VOPyoc
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Well jumped, Selfy. But I bet your car’s suspension is a mess.. Now we know where your skill comes from (years of practice), but not how you’ve managed to elude capture for so long on the reckless driving charges. Does your car have license plates (and, if so, how many different, rotating sets)?
Morrow Cummings about 8 years ago
Av, are you ghost-writing Timmy’s poetry for him? I see a similarity there! C’mon, Timmy! Fess up! I know where Gweedo’s poetry originates. The door says “Men”.