“Don’t you want to ask if my son has come into possession of bomb-making material recently, officers?”“We’re saving that question for the strips in April. Don’t rush things.”
Wondering how you meet a part-time terrorist on line? Is there a Terrorist web site where you go and ask, “Hey, how can I blow up a really huge building?”
It was done on-line, so he didn’t have to go the Crop-Top approach, walking into a bar and asking, “Hey, who wants to teach me how to commit a terrorist act?”
Maybe you just ask on a random site like GoComics, “Hey, I’m interested into getting into terrorism. Anyone want to help me blow up a clock tower?”
And, of course, if I was a full-time bank robber who did a little free-lance terrorism on the side the first thing I’d think on seeing a request would be, “This guy wants help making a bomb. The police would never try a sting operation asking for a terrorist with experience. I’ll send him my résumé.”
As has previously been mentioned, Totten Sr apparently doesn’t know of Junior’s dishonorable discharge from the military. And apparently Senior and Junior are all that are left of the Tottens, until an inevitable and heretofore unknown relative seeking revenge shows up in a few years!
Sonny recently returned, a broken man (In best Groucho: Where he got a broken man I’LL never know!). Seems he’d been on the Internet with a girl he said was the very image of Olive Oyl, his ‘steamy dream queen.’
Turned out he was catfished by a burly trucker named Sven Hoolie, whose hobbies ran towards slapping paste-smeared poodles to the windshields of passing Volvos, and macrame using barbed wire.
It was right terr’ble. Came back and swore off Diet Mountain Dew with root beer chasers! I tell you he’s a broken man, Tracy. Just sits there, staring at the bottles, his fingers twitching and endlessly running through his collection of Pee Wee comeback lines in that terrible voice! I’ve considered having him put down. Is there a permit for that?
1- DT: OWWWWW! Mind if I lean? I just got a vicious crick in my back. I’m old you know.
2- FRED SR: Tell me about it! My fingers are so arthritic, I can’t even pick my nose – Fred Jr has to do it for me. He’s a good boy.
3- DT: Yeah? How’s your knees? Mine… LIZZO:Pssst…let’s GTF outta here before they get to their bowel issuesFRED SR: …yes but did you ever develop a hernia from straining so hard to push one out?
firestrike1 about 10 hours ago
everyone goes bug-eyes today…
Neil Wick about 10 hours ago
Good morning™ everybody!
He has a collaborator that he met online, apparently, so he’s not working alone. Sam looks pretty shocked.
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 10 hours ago
The sleaze is a “syndrome” unto himself.
avenger09 about 10 hours ago
Looks like Sam and Lizz are responding to Tracy letting one rip! LOL!
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 9 hours ago
Good morning™ Amazing Light Bulb Moments !
I see that eureka look in Sam’s eyes. Dad looks so happy in telling Tracy how his little boy likes to travel.
BreathlessMahoney77 about 9 hours ago
“Don’t you want to ask if my son has come into possession of bomb-making material recently, officers?”“We’re saving that question for the strips in April. Don’t rush things.”
iggyman about 9 hours ago
Well, he didn’t go to Sweden for the meatballs!
Brian Premium Member about 9 hours ago
“He wanted to visit the headquarters of Ikea. It was too embarrassing to talk about.”
LawrenceS about 5 hours ago
Wondering how you meet a part-time terrorist on line? Is there a Terrorist web site where you go and ask, “Hey, how can I blow up a really huge building?”
It was done on-line, so he didn’t have to go the Crop-Top approach, walking into a bar and asking, “Hey, who wants to teach me how to commit a terrorist act?”
Maybe you just ask on a random site like GoComics, “Hey, I’m interested into getting into terrorism. Anyone want to help me blow up a clock tower?”
And, of course, if I was a full-time bank robber who did a little free-lance terrorism on the side the first thing I’d think on seeing a request would be, “This guy wants help making a bomb. The police would never try a sting operation asking for a terrorist with experience. I’ll send him my résumé.”
tsull2121 about 5 hours ago
Did Tracy’s trenchcoat ever have those shoulder flaps before? They almost look like miscolored “captain’s bars” or something…like military type
Don Bagert Premium Member about 3 hours ago
As has previously been mentioned, Totten Sr apparently doesn’t know of Junior’s dishonorable discharge from the military. And apparently Senior and Junior are all that are left of the Tottens, until an inevitable and heretofore unknown relative seeking revenge shows up in a few years!
That Wichita Guy! about 2 hours ago
Sonny recently returned, a broken man (In best Groucho: Where he got a broken man I’LL never know!). Seems he’d been on the Internet with a girl he said was the very image of Olive Oyl, his ‘steamy dream queen.’
Turned out he was catfished by a burly trucker named Sven Hoolie, whose hobbies ran towards slapping paste-smeared poodles to the windshields of passing Volvos, and macrame using barbed wire.
It was right terr’ble. Came back and swore off Diet Mountain Dew with root beer chasers! I tell you he’s a broken man, Tracy. Just sits there, staring at the bottles, his fingers twitching and endlessly running through his collection of Pee Wee comeback lines in that terrible voice! I’ve considered having him put down. Is there a permit for that?
Another Take about 1 hour ago
1- DT: OWWWWW! Mind if I lean? I just got a vicious crick in my back. I’m old you know.
2- FRED SR: Tell me about it! My fingers are so arthritic, I can’t even pick my nose – Fred Jr has to do it for me. He’s a good boy.
3- DT: Yeah? How’s your knees? Mine… LIZZO: Pssst…let’s GTF outta here before they get to their bowel issues FRED SR: …yes but did you ever develop a hernia from straining so hard to push one out?
SAM: TOO LATE!!!
mokspr Premium Member about 1 hour ago
My God, Tracey! He’s going to open an IKEA franchise!