Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 11, 2011

His Excellency should learn 3 words in Spanish: No hablo ingles.

Mel Gibson could sponsor him.

Heh heh heh. Outta the tub, into the streeetch, past the disgraced Washington mon, prepared for any bullspit Excellency can come up with . . . . Gaylord! Does Duke bitch?

Good morning all!I believe I found the movie that where my WB avatar appeared… “Rio Bravo” (1959). Here’s a song from the movie…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPYCJlFfhW8As soon as I read Dick Tracy and a couple others, I’m going off the air until tomorrow.

I thought it His Excellency’s boogieman was the Kurds.

It should be fun when he meets Mr. Rosenberg at INS …

I thought INS had become ICE or DHS.

Actually Dictator in this country we blame the Tea Party for our problems.

A limo packed with illegal aliens headed to an INS hearing.Could have an icey reception.

If you’re a racist (“I’m a racist”), Ke Nguyen, then why should Leftwing Patriot learn those three words? Why does he need to learn that you’re a racist? I’m not linking to your logic here.

Accusations of racism are the standard ploy of people who are unwilling or unable to discuss a situation on a factual or rational basis.

I believe leftwingpatriot might have been suggesting that Mr. Bzerkistan is about to be racially profiled, and whatever language he says “I don’t speak English” in, mum’s the word. Like Eddie Izzard said: “death? or cake?”

This is EXACTLY how INS works. The ONLY thing that matters to them is money. It is trivial to buy your way into the US; without $$$ it is impossible.

We jump for joy to grant asylum to anyone persecuted in their own country, even if the persecution is for mass murder.

I think LeftWingPatriot was suggesting Australia on the assumption that Mel Gibson is an Australian citizen. However, I think (and I’m too lazy to do the research) that Gibson was born in the United States and is an American citizen but his family moved to Australia when he was very young and that is where he grew up.

Well, this is a surprise! I was beginning to think Duke would never get Whatshisface out of the tub.

yeah. you have to be a currently-in-power butchering dictator in order to even be invited to the off-White House.

It has nothing to do with race; Just providing an excuse for His Excellency to not say anything that could hurt his chances at asylum.

I wonder who’s going to be the first to remind Gary Trudeau that the INS hasn’t existed for 8 years.

GT’s always finding ways to show support for those who rule by apartheid. GT loves it that American taxpayers are stuck funding apartheid. Nearly all the members of Congress think a true patriot is anybody who supports apartheid. In Washington, the height of patriotism is to hold two passports and to put the USA second.

Two points:

1. The name of the ex-dictator of Berzerkistan is Trff Bmzklfrpz. (The name is pronounced exactly as spelled.) Write it down for future reference.

2. Apparently Bmzklfrpz’s money is no longer. Given that Duke was enough of a bottom feeder to represent this mass-murdering monster to begin with, I would think Duke would have no compunction about kicking Bmzklfrpz to the curb now that he could no longer profit from Trff. So, why is Duke going to all this trouble helping out Bmzklfrpz to begin with? Inquiring minds would like to know.

I remember Marcos after his disposition. He ran a shoe store in downtown Tulsa . Really high end shoes, Imelda had good taste. but sadly, his customers all preferred cowboy boots.

Has anybody noticed that Bm-zyykl-fripits (that’s how I pronounce his name, just like it was spelled) is not wearing that green garment that was beside the bathtub, beside the martini? We can see that he’s just wearing a blue jacket. So it probably was a bathrobe and not a raincoat.

Any bets his new employer won’t be Sid Kibbitz?

All: I’ve said before that Doonesbury and the intelligent, tricky comments on this blog, have become an obsession for me. But I do have work to do. So I gotta go now. The pressure — oops, pleasure — has been all mine. Buy 4 now (this no-bitch economy needs U2). —dtπ

Sometimes all you want is stupid, fun entertaiment.

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?*Maybe Trff’s destiny is to become a more upstanding citizen of the U.S. than he was of Berzerkistan.

Relax, some of my best friends are liberals.

You know Bmz… got that, from that “Israeli apartheid” wacko that’s been that’s been AI generated around here.

I just sayin’, “A user-name like … Movie Trivia sounds like a safe bet.”

Auf Wiedersehen, Vista Bill kommen Sie bitte wieder.

Aaargh! Gotta get offa this blog. It’s like a drug. Later, dtπ

Marcos and his wife spent their exile in Hawaii living off their Swiss bank accounts.