Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 08, 2015
Transcript:
Ranger: You folks take it easy. We'll handle it from here. Zeke: What pros! Pretty exciting, eh, man? JJ: No, man, it is not exciting! It's terrifying! You just burned down an entire house! Zeke: Hey, accidents happen, man. That's why they got insurance companies. JJ: Well, I've had it, Zeke! You're careless and selfish, and I've had it! Give me the keys to the car! Zeke: Don't you even want to stay and watch the fire? JJ: The keys, Zeke!
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Here’s hoping the garage didn’t burn down.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
These two SO deserve each other!
pelican47 over 9 years ago
So briefly she gets enough sense to leave him.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Thus, briefly, a staid, calm, normal, level-headed guy like Mike will seem like a good choice. Then she will realize she craves the adrenaline rush of Stupidhead’s erratic unpredictability.
nyssawho13 over 9 years ago
Sometimes it’s fun to know what’s coming!
StCleve72 over 9 years ago
Looking at it in an objective fashion, isn’t Zeke really a junior Duke wannabe? It seems to me so right that Duke and Zeke found each other.
donwalter over 9 years ago
…and WHO is suggesting that Duke ever had insurance?
StCleve72 over 9 years ago
Well yeah, for sure. But I was referring more to being alike in their moral sense (sic). Look at today’s cartoon. Can you see Duke standing there with Honey saying the exact same words?
ladykat over 9 years ago
And there goes Joanie, right into Mike’s life!
kaffekup over 9 years ago
“Uh, I sold your car to buy weed, man.”
felinefan55 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I don’t know how it worked back then, today if a house has a mortgage it must, by law, be insured. Now if Duke owned the property free and clear then there’s a chance it wouldn’t be insured. Duke always seemed crazy to me, NOT stupid. To NOT have your property insured is dumb.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Typical freeloader.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Zeke took the “care” OUT of “caretaker”……..
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Uncle Dumber-Than-Dirt Head.