Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 09, 2015
July 08, 2015
July 10, 2015
Transcript:
Duke: ...and you weren't sent here by the feds to track me down? Dick: Heavens, no. I'm just a tourist visiting the island. Duke: Tourist, huh? Then what were you doing sneaking around the dunes? Dick: By avocation, I'm a birdwatcher, sir. Birding requires stealth. Duke: I don't get it, gramps. What's a bird-watcher doing in the middle of a war zone? Dick: War zone? My dear boy, this is the island of Matagorda, off of Texas! Duke: Texas? Honey: America, sir! Our ordeal is over! Dick: Not necessarily. There may not be enough room in the boat.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Dick, remember who’s holding the gun.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 9 years ago
There is an airport near the south end of the island.
mikenisson69 over 9 years ago
Texas . . . well, I was close . . . closer than Duke was at any rate . . .
Beleck3 over 9 years ago
Texas, a whole other country, lol. indeed!
gaebie over 9 years ago
Texas? He would be safer in the Falkland Islands!
summerdog86 over 9 years ago
Time to break out in a rousing chorus of, “All my ex’s live in Texas!!”.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
I wouldn’t rule out the definition of Texas as a “war zone”….
Tarredandfeathered over 9 years ago
Texas. At least he was Right about the War Zone part of it.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
If there are too many people and you’re Duke, you reduce the number of other people
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
But who says Duke wants to leave? It looked like he was really getting into this survival stuff…
Goblinopolis over 9 years ago
I love Port Aransas. Been there many times.