Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 10, 2015
November 09, 2015
November 11, 2015
Transcript:
Marcia: Friends, co-workers, and ex-lovers: we are here today to celebrate the end of one of the most extensive manhunts in the history of Manhattan. Tonight is an occasion for new beginnings. At the stroke of midnight, I will be taking a solemn vow to get on with my life! Immediately thereafter, I will declare an open bar, put on my Shirelles tape, kick off my shoes and bop 'til I drop! At dawn, I leave for Tibet. Voice: In your underwear?
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Tibet doesn’t have a dress code.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Better than in someone else’s underwear!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
She’s planning some monk business.
dre7861 almost 9 years ago
I wonder if this got as boring/tired in 1985 as it is in 2015?
Linguist almost 9 years ago
Ah, Tibet ! Where she will shave her head, don saffron robes, take up her begging bowl and wander the wilds searching for the perfect monk. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmn !
For a Just and Peaceful World almost 9 years ago
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!I come to bury my hope for a normal life, not to praise it.The evil that Manhattan men do lives after them,The good is oft interred with their bones;So let it be with those male SoBs.
Editors note: The last two lines are a work in progress. Improvements are welcomed.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 9 years ago
But she’s wearing a scarf!
kaffekup almost 9 years ago
She won’t become a monk; they have to be celibate.
whiteaj almost 9 years ago
No, she’s taking that off, too.
NWdryad almost 9 years ago
Sounds perfect Marcia. I do have to let you know that you’re not the first one to come up with the Tibet idea, though.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 9 years ago
She’s leavin’ on a jet plane…