Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 21, 2018

GIMME – probably the first thing Trump said as a baby.

Remember when Rat from “Pearls before Swine” started a movement around the concept of the Mulligan? No matter what you did, you were entitled to a do-over if you said “Mulligan.”

“YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH YOUR #$%&-ING SECRETARY?!”

“…Mulligan.”

If you are playing for money, there is no such thing as a five foot gimme. I don’t care who you are.

He has always been in charge, after daddy died, so he does what he wants and justifies it in his favor all of the time.

MULLIGANs and GIMMEs – {rhyme}

When Trump takes a “do over”

he spreads more poo over

the course of our nation.

Yuuge, our frustration.

Troubles accrue over

his Mulligans and Gimmes

{and his governing by whimsies}.

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“I will be FAR too busy doing The People’s Work to think about golfing! I’ll never leave Washington since I’ll be working so hard!” Donald J.Trump.

Gotta love a “sport” with special terminology for cheating tactics.

Why, oh why, can’t the country take a Mulligan on Cheatolini [sic].

I remember when comediennes skewered Ike for spending too much time on the golf course, but President Eisenhower actually spent a fraction of the time vacationing or playing golf than Trump.

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He may cheat, but he can’t tweet on the golf course !

No mulligans for trump in 2020!

Any bets on how long the shutdown will last?

The country is taking a Mulligan under the Trump shut down.

No character required – why, it’s “Fake Golf”!

If the President claims three holes in one and only Republican Senators are there, will it…? Yeah, I guess.

That’s okay, as long as our beloved reps and senators get their full pay during the shutdown….

If it’s not fun, why bother doing it?

Fake math! There’s no way Trump has spent a “full quarter” of his first (and, hopefully, only) year of his term playing golf. When he’s on his way from the White Dump to one of his courses, he’s not PLAYING golf, is he? Nor when he’s on his way to one of his neo-Fascist rallies (which he usually holds either before or after playing golf). Nor when he’s on his way back to his beloved Cheeseburger Bedroom (which used to be the Lincoln Bedroom…..) Like I say, fake math!

Fake math! There’s no way Trump has spent a “full quarter” of his first (and, hopefully, only) year of his term playing golf. When he’s on his way from the White Dump to one of his courses, he’s not PLAYING golf, is he? Nor when he’s on his way to one of his neo-Fascist rallies (which he usually holds either before or after playing golf). Nor when he’s on his way back to his beloved Cheeseburger Bedroom (which used to be the Lincoln Bedroom…..) Like I say, fake math!

It’s amazing how so many are quick to blame the president, when it is the responsibility of the legislative branch, specifically the congress to pass the budget. Why don’t one of you learned peoples ask that question, or bitch about them….

Why doesn’t the Republican congress do their job?

TRUMP GOLF COUNT: 91

Cost to Taxpayer: At least $49,536,012

Schumer just gave Trudeau his icon for Trump — we previously had H.W.‘s “point of light,” Clinton’s waffle, Gingrich’s bomb, Quayle’s feather, and W.’s cowboy hat and Roman helmet.

Thanks to Schumer, Trudeau can now represent Squirmy Don as a plate of wigglin’, jigglin’ Jell-O.

What nothing on the senate failing to get a dreamer deal? Guess the author is more interested in trivial BS.

I know that duffers see golf as an allegory for life. Today’s strip certainly fits that mold.

I know that duffers see golf as an allegory for life. Today’s strip certainly fits that mold.

It’s President Trump, you can pretend all you want but it is President Trump.

Remember when Doonesbury used to be funny? Neither does Pepperidge Farms…

So…he cheats at golf too…what a surprise.