Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 29, 2019

They should have had the ceremony indoors — fewer distractions.

B.D. needs to get those last beach-babe-leers in before the ceremony is over and he can no longer get way with it.

This is a wretched beginning , BD .

One baby in the oven, time to impregnate another woman to maximize gene flow

Pavlovian response.

Perhaps they need the major BB to be a witness.

He said 2 o’clock, not, on your six.

Sid’s 2 is B.D.’s 8, 6 is close enough even for someone as narrowly focused as B.D. was.

Major Babe. BD just can’t keep away from the officers.

Specific “swinging members”. General Darwinism.

1992. A fax. How quaint.

how long until hunk-rah pops up?

“Where?”

He already said at 2 o’clock, BD. That would be your 8 o’clock.

I forget: why are we enduring re-runs again? Is GT taking an extended break, or what?

These celebrity marriages never last….

BD will Never be ready.