Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 30, 2020

If it’s too good to be true, then it’s spam.

Elmont could have considered it, except for the mental health care.

Have you ever wondered how hard it is for a legitimate Nigerian businessman to find financial backers?

Elmont’s right. There’s no way that could be anything but a phishing expedition.

Yes, kids, that’s what computers used to look like. Ask your parents about the fun of lugging around a fifty-pound monitor when you needed to move.

But it takes only very “basic computer skills” to get an email out of the trash.

Something you learn from looking for work for a long time: permanent “Now Hiring” signs in the window are a very bad sign.

You can lead a nerd to a computer but you can’t make him code.

Elmont has been taking lessons from Andy Capp.

Reminds me of those people who stand at a traffic light with their carboard sign – out in the weather, bored to death, but easier than doing something useful.

Elmont is one smart cookie, or not.

Bad stereotype Gary.

He’s a bit like Eliza Dolittle’s dad—eschews any potential trap that would saddle him with “middle-class morality”.

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Elmont, ne Maynard G. Krebs.