Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 16, 2021

“And after I buy 5 nickel bags, he gives me the sixth one at half price.”

At this rate, she’ll be talking “Jive” in no time. Subtitles will be required.

Just say no. Oh, wait…

An ounce a week? She’ll be too zonked.

Dolores Park is much more dangerous now

A Sikh man just phoned; he wants his turban back!!

turning street would be a promotion for those who have had money all their lives

“He just better have my stuff. I do not wish to have to cut a fool.”

Seems to me that only the rich people could afford to get the good booze during prohibition. It takes a lot of class and money to be a truly successful criminal.

Ganja grannie.

It’s sad that some people still do this in California rather than pay taxes on the product.

I dig these two old ladies. (Hip talk)

It could be worse, she could be taking the J CHURCH to the Park.

Turning street is ok. At least she doesn’t have to walk the street to afford it.

With that hat she is already a street ho!

Grow your own Honey.

It’s legal here in Illinois now, but with the high (see what I did there?) taxes, it’s still cheaper to buy it on the street.

Cue Velvet Underground’s “I’m Waiting For The Man.”

Here he comes, he’s all dressed in black

Beat up shoes and a big straw hat

He’s never early, he’s always late

First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait

I’m waiting for my man, ah work it now.

I address a ring-tailed neighborhood feline who often visits my yard as “my main coon cat.”

Lou Reed – Waiting for My Man https://youtu.be/2yPXBjVYLYA?t=26

Delores Park in San Francisco has the greatest yarn store ever near it.

The town I’m in decided not to let it be commercialized here, so our kids may have to travel five minutes to one of the more prosperous towns.

We lived in a Dry county in Georgia in the early 80s, where a large portion of the road deaths were right around the county line as you come back to town.