Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 12, 2023

Hopefully, Julia Child will use the inheritance to open up a soup kitchen.

Hmmm, could the heiress be Joanie Caucus??

If so, Joanie had best keep it from her worthless kids!!

In my Faith Canon Law prevents you from saying anything negative about a person at their funeral. As clergy I would remove him from the Pulpit.

He just told us who’s getting it. She heard if you didn’t.

Jeremy is a mean little bi…….er, shrew, isn’t he?

What a loathsome little toad!

This is not gentlemanly conduct, Jeremy.

Nothing like setting yourself up for a slander suit at a funeral…

Joanie was Lacey’s Chief of Staff when she was in Congress,so t hey go WAY back.

Now,replay Joanie sybbing for LACEY IN THE pHYLLIS sCHAFLY DEBATE.,

Word to Jeremy: Who Lacey chose to leave her money to is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

If he was smart, he’d weasel into Pearl’s life. That’s where the money is going to be

She’s masquerading as Julia Child too? ☺

I can’t decide which character I love to hate more, Zeke or Jeremy? I mean Zeke would eat Jeremy but then I might like him, oh the dilemma.

What a way to put fun in the funeral, make slanderous remarks about the heirs in the eulogy.

The nerve of Jeremy! Trying to turn Lacey’s funeral into a pity party for himself! He should be thankful she left him something at all. How many house boys inherit $100,000 these days?

And how many times did Lacey see him as a burglar?

I still don’t see how Alice could inherit when the will says Lacey’s leaving things to her sister Pearl – and Pearl is dead, and Alice has no way of proving that she’s the one that Lacey thought was Pearl.

After all, he did go through a lot of effort to weasel into her life. Fair’s fair!

Shut….up…jeremy.

“Pearl” never asked for anything. It was just Lacey’s appreciation and generosity (and mental issues). “Pearl” did nothing wrong. Noone is entitled to Lacey’s money, it is her gift to give.