Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 25, 2024

So she’s definitely 1 of 3.

Went right over her!!!

Why does this ’toon remind me of Trump?

Boopsie doesn’t have a deceitful bone in her body!

Or did she?

Deceitful, self-centered and shallow? Isn’t that title taken by Richard Hatch?

Epimenides is snickering in his grave again.

well, they did pick a girl named Shallow (Parvati)

She’ll get the job, but not because of the size of her IQ

Reality TV. What a joke.

The classic paradox from Star Trek. “Everything I say is a lie, so am I lying when I say that?”

Mostly they go for

1. Gorgeous

2. Shameless

3. Gullible

:) :(

No one who claims to be deceitful is being deceitful at that time. Therefore maybe they’re not really deceitful since they’re honest. But since they’re being honest, they really are deceitful.

(And then his head exploded.)

Isn’t it great having such a supportive spouse? Somebody who didn’t have Ms. Boopstein’s best interests at heart would probably have gone with “sweet, innocent, and polite”.

Put TRUMP on Survivor. It’ll be a slow, glorious death and the ratings will be Bigly

Tell them about Hunk-Ra. That will get you in for sure.

Nah, Trump would admit to any of those.

Meant Trump would never admit to any of those, or any truth for that matter

Not just leftists. I was a Republican most of my life. No longer. I hate that demigod wannabe’s guts.

Sounds like Boops is applying to be my next ex-wife.