Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 16, 2024

Jeff is liable to die a virgin…..Then again, volcanoes might like him…..

One might suggest that if an intern can just launch a drone by accident, the issue is with the lack of security, not with the intern.

I had a similar issue with the Spider-Man movies, where Peter Parker just saying the wrong words by accident almost made his smart glasses launch some missiles, or with the most recent one where Doctor Strange started doing his spell without even making sure that Peter understood what he was asking.

Is the entire CIA like that jerk—putting cost above loss of life?? Well, Redfern’s career is over—and thus, the Red Rascal is born!

They can’t be that expensive…Somebody has a Jillian of ’em flying round New Jersey….

“you d__n cherry!”

“on the bird”? I don’t recall that one.

And before the Jeff-haters say anything, there’s nothing inherently implausible about Jeff having a girlfriend, a J.J. to his Zeke, as it were. I don’t remember who, if anyone, she turned out to be, though.

Havoc’s certainly good at disciplining his emotions: Yelling three questions without one of them ending in “?!” .

I think “on the bird” refers to a satellite link.

It gets even “better” tomorrow…

If this was the 60s all they needed to do was bring a extra load or two out of the Golden Triangle to cover the costs !

That’s definitely slang I never heard before

What happened to 5,4,3,2,1………

The CIA would really have to be desperate to hire Jeff anyway.

Kid’s an idiot, what surprises you ??? ;-)