Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 14, 2014
April 13, 2014
April 15, 2014
Transcript:
Doctor: Mr. Drabble, all of your problems are related to junk food. If you gave up donuts and ice cream, you'd feel 100% better! Ralph: Are saying that all I have to do is give up donuts and ice cream? Doctor: Correct! June: What did the doctor say? Ralph: He says there's nothing I can do.
CMB2304 over 10 years ago
FUNERAL PLANS MADE YET?
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Doomed
le-roy over 10 years ago
Such an unfair trade-off: a short happy life, or a long miserable one.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
This is why I always go with my husband to the doctor.
bobdingus over 10 years ago
America’s health problems encapsulated in a nutshell!
gcarlson over 10 years ago
The patient was hard of hearing so he brought his wife along. He didn’t hear the doctor say that what he needed were sex and three hot, home-cooked meals every day. So he asked her, “What did the doctor say?” “He said you’re going to die.”
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“He said to eat more Danish and Sherbet.”
hippogriff over 10 years ago
Perkycat: And misquote the doc thereafter?
Jeff0811 over 10 years ago
Reminds me of the joke about a guy that got bit by a snake, (you pick the body part). His friend calls the Dr. and was advised to suck out the poison. What did the Dr. say asked the victim? He says you’re going to die.