Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 28, 2020

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yeah, it was an eye-opener when I got my first card from a funeral home.

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    Grumpy Old Guy  over 4 years ago

    Just before I die, I hope to eat a bag of uncooked popcorn.

    My cremation will be epic…..

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    gladimadad  over 4 years ago

    Just mail them to Africa and have them dumped somewhere in the Sahara. Pretty soon they’ll be spread all over the Atlantic.

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    therese_callahan2002  over 4 years ago

    My late dad’s ashes were boxed up from 2012-2019. Then last August, his ashes and those of my mom were buried side by side. BTW, tomorrow is what would have been Mom’s 94th birthday, and the first anniversary of her passing. RIP.

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    When my mom passed, we checked into having her ashes spread over the Gulf of Mexico…the cost helped us to decide to go do the spreading over Medina Lake near us…

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    dlkrueger33  over 4 years ago

    I think I got my first cremation mailing in my late 50s. Now in my 60s, I get a lot of mail for pre-burial plans, cremation offers and writing a will. But in case I don’t drop dead any time soon, I also get a ton of Estate Planning mail. Sheesh!

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    DebUSNRet  over 4 years ago

    Happy birthday Ralph!

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    DaveQuinn  over 4 years ago

    You still get physical mail other than junk mail? Strange, VERY strange.

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    david_42  over 4 years ago

    I think I might have given AARP the slip by moving. Them and my alumni organization, argh.

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    Grutzi  over 4 years ago

    It’s such a pleasure to receive a real birthday card in your mailbox. I get so few now but I display them for about 2 weeks on the counter. I appreciate the emails and they’re very thoughtful as well as Facebook messages but it’s a once and done affair.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    It’s the first time he’s mentioned his birthday as being on July 28, if previous years’ July 28 strips are any indication

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    Bill The Nuke  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, I love the ads that start with “If you’re between the ages of 65 and dead…”

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    Martin Booda  over 4 years ago

    Uncle Ted’s birthday in Born Loser, too.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    One of the birthday cards is from his bank, the other 2 are from credit card companies.

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 4 years ago

    I’ve thought about being cremated. I would like to have my ashes mixed with some potting soil and used to grow something.

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    PaulLeckner  over 4 years ago

    Yeah! Don’t laugh! For the last 5 years, on my birthday, I get a letter from the Neptune Society. Spread my ashes over the Pacific Ocean. I said, “Don’t laugh!!”

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    rgcviper  over 4 years ago

    Happy Birthday, Ralph. (Though, that doesn’t match up with the strip’s debut date of 3/5/79 … )

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