Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 22, 2021

“Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a mechanic!”…sorry, it reminded me of Dr. McCoy…

I tried to write something else, but my dagblasted laptop screwballed me!

Whew! I thought it was Wally.

When my Alexa falls off the desk, I ask it to speak to me.

Cute little sucker.

I think this belittles the true suffering pet owners feel when they lose a pet.

We bought a irobot robo 670. It worked a few months and quit, but no one will honor the warranty.

Try checking to docking station. He is not getting fully charged. Maybe a cattle prod would work.

Maybe he needs to be cleaned out. Unlike dogs they don’t poop.

Probably tired it out vacuuming leaves at the golf course.

The batteries are relatively easy to replace. Rechargeables don’t last forever.

Shoot the stupid Roomba and throw it in the trash.