So eat them already! There are aisles of cookies in the store, just waiting for you!!!!!!!
In real life:
What a country we live in that we are all surrounded by food (big business), and at the same time we are surrounded with advise about how to deny ourselves that food (big business). I bet anything, and it might be a good steak, that without all those prohibitions to cause guilt there wouldn’t be an obesity problem which also is a big business…
Ah what’s she gonna do to you Ralph? I’d be annoyed if my spouse spoke to me like I was a damn kid, and I’d certainly never talk down to my husband like that!
allen@home about 2 years ago
Maybe she was bluffing maybe she wasn’t. Norm go with Ralph on this one. Don’t take a chance.
GeorgeInAZ about 2 years ago
What’s the worst that would happen!
C about 2 years ago
Now that the chips are down
Jeff0811 about 2 years ago
Before she goes: “Say, since you’re going to the store anyway, go ahead and get a 2nd bag of chocolate chips, just in case.”
Or when she gets home: “You must have been mistaken. I looked while you were gone, and there was no bag of chocolate chips anywhere.”
therese_callahan2002 about 2 years ago
I once chowed down on Nestle’s semisweet morsels before Mom put them in chocolate chip cookies.
jagedlo about 2 years ago
Ralph is going by “Happy wife, happy life” in this case!
Ubintold about 2 years ago
Ralph should’ve bought a bag and hid it for such emergencies.
david_42 about 2 years ago
Ever have to count 497 tranks before disposing of them? Not fun, AKA Navy.
Indianapolis Smith about 2 years ago
It’s a trick. By mentioning the chocolate chips, they focus on that and ignore the cake she made for the book club meeting.
Out of the Past about 2 years ago
I know what you’re thinking. Did she count 250 chocolate chips or only 240. You gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
locake about 2 years ago
The wife (June?) does not have a job. Ralph’s job pays for all the groceries so he can eat what he wants. She is such a shrew.
billdaviswords about 2 years ago
Just eat some… Why should she be able to say you can’t?
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
Wives never joke, I know!
1JennyJenkins about 2 years ago
So eat them already! There are aisles of cookies in the store, just waiting for you!!!!!!!
In real life:
What a country we live in that we are all surrounded by food (big business), and at the same time we are surrounded with advise about how to deny ourselves that food (big business). I bet anything, and it might be a good steak, that without all those prohibitions to cause guilt there wouldn’t be an obesity problem which also is a big business…
dv about 2 years ago
Clearly he thought she was saying to not eat the cookies while standing in the pantry, eating them on the kitchen table is fine.
spaced man spliff about 2 years ago
I don’t eat CHAHHHH-klit; I eat CHAWWWW-klit.
locake about 2 years ago
Is it a bag of chocolate chips or a bag of cookies? They are two different things.
Frankie5466 about 2 years ago
Ah what’s she gonna do to you Ralph? I’d be annoyed if my spouse spoke to me like I was a damn kid, and I’d certainly never talk down to my husband like that!
Jaythor 4 months ago
Just eat them. You paid for them, and she isn’t the boss of you.