Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 27, 2022

Good plan, Ralph. Don’t forget not to turn on your porch light.

They just cleared it out to make room for Christmas stuff.

The grocer knows Ralph all too well!

I’m in an area with few kids so I just turn the lights off for the night. Even when I gave out, I only would get maybe 5 kids.

We used to be “that” house, even had our “own” street light, but now we are at the end of an unlighted cul-de-sac. Plus, we do not need leftover candy lying around. We won’t be doing anything this year.

Store manager haircut threw me for a moment. Panel one shows hair well below eyeglasses and top of the ear. Next panel shows it much higher.

I see that Ralph watches those Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup™ commercials!

We don’t have any Halloween candy left, but you could give out candy canes, We still have some of those.

The Pick ’N Save, Walmart & Target here all still have tons of candy.

The truth, you can’t help yourself, you’re a glutton.

That was quite the quick change of attitude Ralph had…facts will do that sometimes!

This is a ‘you’ problem.

Christmas stuff has been on the shelves since the end of September.

Just turn your porch light off….