Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 01, 2024

The waxy pencil erasers of the candy world

Just go to the store and get some more, Drabble! :P

I’ve seen it, it’s harsh

Sugar addiction?

He’ll get over it, but not today.

Don’t mention the 50% off after halloween sales, usually they have lots of candy corn.

Worst candy ever, next to Necco wafers!

I bet his A1C is 8.2.

If I had any I’d give it all to Ralph.

No need for candy corn withdrawal these days!! You can get as much as you want at Jelly Belly!!

I like Brach’s candy corn. Do they still make that?

Try Brach’s “harvest” or “indian” corn. It has a little chocolate and is much better than the plain candy corn.

Ralph: “I need my fix!”

Wally: “Oh no, no you don’t!”

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Candy corn works for Thanksgiving.

Really? My Kroger and Walgreens have marked down candy for over a month afterward.

Black licorice is far worse than candy corn!

Candy corn is awful. Never liked it, even as a kid.

Time to place an emergency order with Instacart.

There is still plenty of candy corn at the supermarket. Even better, it’s marked down by like 60%.

I LOVE candy corn. I’m not even supposed to have candy at all, but nonetheless I always make a point of getting myself a small bag at the beginning of October and carefully parceling it out over the month. Finished the last serving yesterday, right on schedule! I think I’ll be good until next year. :)

Pssh. Post-Halloween candy corn is real, but it’s still absolutely insignificant in comparison to post-Christmas eggnog withdrawal. (And so there’s no misunderstanding, I am referring alcohol-free eggnog!)

I bought about twenty bags so I had enough to last a long while.

Didn’t Ralph moonlight as a wrestler? Diabetes Ralph would have been an apt monicker.

give him a candy cane Honeybunch, he’ll be ok

Honeybunch should take him to ER, he is getting seizures:(

Sign him up For CCA; Crappy Candy Anonymous.

That’s because the miserable, hateful wife gave away his secret stash bag from his car….