Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 22, 2024

Christmas burn

Just as well, you’d have had to buy him something!

Good things come in small packages!

Re-gift the package?

My first thought was that he had wrapped up his own trash and was giving it as Christmas presents

The Pope Diamond!!

We’ve been here five years and shortly after moving in one of our neighbors got VERY upset because one of our dogs was running loose. She HAD pictures! Of a stray cat. Haven’t spoken to her since.

It’s still a nice gesture, though.

He’s helping fatso lose weight. It’s the last bite of his donut !!

The ghosts from ‘A Christmas Carol’ won’t even bother with him. Merry Christmas to the Drabbles.

it’s the thought that counts

It’s the thought that counts Ralph.

I would point out that the best gifts often come in the smallest packages. However, not in this case!

Since you were expecting nothing it’s quite a bit

Sic him Wally!

all the other packages look the same so maybe his is special?

Steinbauer would be more likely to have Hanukkah gifts, and he’d never give one to the Drabble’s.