They want to be able to laugh at you, introduce you to her friends, and depend on you to pay for things. Once you have done all of that she wants you to be able to disappear, without the need for an inquest.
Healthy colon, unclogged arteries, decent dental work, original tongue still in the proper groove thing, ear wax….it’s what women look for out of a guy that is also important…. good attire, clean refrigerator, more assets than debt something other than ’ WTF’ speech patterns so they have signs they passed actual high school English courses….
allen@home about 4 years ago
You don’t have any of those either Eno.
Sanspareil about 4 years ago
Eno finally gets where he stands!
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
I’m close to those first two…Good, and funny-looking.
Knightman Premium Member about 4 years ago
Okay, Eno, look in the mirror!!! There you go!!!
sheilag about 4 years ago
And a nose smaller than a zucchini… ;-)
bbenoit about 4 years ago
She is way too cute for him…
Znox11 about 4 years ago
GINA!!!!!
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago
And this is why Eno and I will be eternally single.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
They want to be able to laugh at you, introduce you to her friends, and depend on you to pay for things. Once you have done all of that she wants you to be able to disappear, without the need for an inquest.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago
When my wife met me I was funny, financially stable followed soon after.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat about 4 years ago
Healthy colon, unclogged arteries, decent dental work, original tongue still in the proper groove thing, ear wax….it’s what women look for out of a guy that is also important…. good attire, clean refrigerator, more assets than debt something other than ’ WTF’ speech patterns so they have signs they passed actual high school English courses….
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Eno is ready to give up, he has a latte on his mind.
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
So messy that his money keeps falling out of his pockets… ☺
Ratkin Premium Member about 4 years ago
My nose is big. Fortunately our kids both got my wife’s small nose.
DebUSNRet about 4 years ago
I just look at ’em all!
Spence12 Premium Member about 4 years ago
How about: funny-looking… stable-smelling…. financially above poverty?
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
“Financial stable” is some kind of code word on dating sites. I think it means “has a job”.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Eno strikes out again.
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is he wearing a tie? :)
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
Just to be clear are we talking funny haha or funny peculiar here? There may be room for negotiation.
mwksix about 4 years ago
Who says he’s not funny… he lives in a cartoon!